Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great. I be work soon.....you got nice house...!
Ed's Note: Doesn't matter what nationality... one just needs to be careful in their choice of words and their usage...
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